I feel like I’m falling apart right now haha
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
Uhm excuse you but Legally Blonde was a fucking fantastic musical maybe you should give it a chance and stop hating in it just because it’s “legally blonde”
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
i. just. want. cute. people. to. hit. on. me.