Sometimes I forget Julie Andrews isn’t actually royalty.
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
good thigh tattoo ideas:
- a list of all the presidents
- wikipedia’s editing policy
- turkey with the head of a dog
- a glass of water
- two glasses of water
- a tiny button on one thigh that says “press here for money” and then a really cool guy wearing sunglasses on your other thigh saying “psych”
- a cat with a goatee
- the entire discography of One Direction